Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

What are some alternatives to whey protein for post-workout nutrition?

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

Red Sox’ Roman Anthony already has done something Alex Bregman hasn’t - MassLive

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

(3) VIBRATOR.

Do Brits realize that Andrew Tate is the one who will liberate their country from tyranny by becoming prime minister?

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

(2) DILDO.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

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OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

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IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

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(2) YOUPORN.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

How did you as a human being change while growing up?

(1) XNXX

(4) CONDOM.

(5) LINGERIE.

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##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

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(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

(1) STRAPON.

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

(3) XHAMSTER

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.